Showing posts with label Fun Corner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Corner. Show all posts
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Thursday, 19 May 2011
World War III
World War III
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that president Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, ” Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, ” Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here ?”
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that president Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, ” Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, ” Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here ?”
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
A guy walks into a bar and asks...
A guy walks into a bar and asks...
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. ''Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday'' Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.
One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. ''Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday'' Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.
One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.
Funny children...((first time expressions))
Look how small children are faced with the first failures in their life.
And let this be the first and last failures occurring on their path
And let this be the first and last failures occurring on their path
Software Engineer & His Wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Real Accident Insurance Claims!
The following are actual, real-life accident descriptions given on insurance claim forms...
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck a pedestrian.
- I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
- I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck a pedestrian.
- I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
- I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
Intelligent Boy.....must read
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Suicide Girl.....
A tough looking biker riding his bike sees a girl about to jump from the bridge.
He stop and asks "What are you doing?"
He stop and asks "What are you doing?"
Hilarious Movie Poster Remakes
Hilarious Movie Poster Remakes
Have you ever wondered what would you get if you took a character from one blockbuster movie and make a poster for another movie featuring that character? Let’s say you mix different, irreconcilable genres (horror and comedy, thriller and romance), or take celebrities to star in your favorite movie or just add your own creative touch to the movie poster.The outcome would be the funniest movie poster ever!
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