Blonde's guide to medical terms

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The Blondes guide to Medical Terms and their meanings...

Medical Terms A Blondes Interpretation...

Artery- The study of painting!
Bacteria- Back door to the cafeteria!
Caesarean Section- A district in Rome!
Cat Scan- Searching for kitty!
Colic -A sheep dog!
Coma- Punctuation!
Congenital -Friendly
D & C- Where Washington is!
Dilate -To live long!
Enema- Not a friend!
Genital- Not Jewish!
Impotent- Distinguished, well known!
Labor pain -Getting hurt at work!
Medical Staff- A doctor's cane!
Morbid- High offer!
Nitrate -Cheaper than day rate!
Outpatient- Person who has fainted!
Pap smear- Fatherhood test!
Pelvis- Cousin of Elvis!
Post operative- Letter Carrier!
Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery!
Rectum- Damn near killed him!
Secretion- Hiding something!
Seizure- Rome Emperor!
Tablet- A small table!
Terminal illness -Getting sick at the airport!
Tumour- More than one more!
Urine- Opposite of "You're Out"!
Varicose- Near by!
Vein- Conceited!