Mowgli is getting stoned in baloos apartment. baloo didn't know anything about it cuz he was taking a shower. Baloo screams out from the bathroom: mowgli bring me a towel.
Mowgli: okay.... Okay how am I gonna do this so he knows I am not stoned, okay ill go in and say here's your towel baloo.. No no no he ll know. Okay baloo your towel is here. No wtf why would I say that. Okay I ll just walk in and won't say anything. Mowgli opens the door... AHH thee is a fucking bear in the bathroom
Mowgli: ‘I’d like to buy a novel, please.’
Bookshop assistant: ‘Certainly, boy. Do you have the title or name of the
author?’
Mowgli: ‘Not really. I was hoping you could suggest something suitable.’
Bookshop assistant: ‘No problem. Do you like light or heavy reading?’
Mowgli: ‘It doesn’t matter. I’ve left my elephant just outside the shop.’
Mowgli: okay.... Okay how am I gonna do this so he knows I am not stoned, okay ill go in and say here's your towel baloo.. No no no he ll know. Okay baloo your towel is here. No wtf why would I say that. Okay I ll just walk in and won't say anything. Mowgli opens the door... AHH thee is a fucking bear in the bathroom
Mowgli: ‘I’d like to buy a novel, please.’
Bookshop assistant: ‘Certainly, boy. Do you have the title or name of the
author?’
Mowgli: ‘Not really. I was hoping you could suggest something suitable.’
Bookshop assistant: ‘No problem. Do you like light or heavy reading?’
Mowgli: ‘It doesn’t matter. I’ve left my elephant just outside the shop.’
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