World War III
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that president Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, ” Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, ” Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here ?”
Bush says, ” We’re planning WW III.”
And the guy says, ” Really ? What’s going to happen ?”
Bush says, ” Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, ” A bicycle repairman ? Why kill a bicycle repairman ?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, ” See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that president Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, ” Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, ” Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here ?”
Bush says, ” We’re planning WW III.”
And the guy says, ” Really ? What’s going to happen ?”
Bush says, ” Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, ” A bicycle repairman ? Why kill a bicycle repairman ?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, ” See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis
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